We can't stop watching Elon Musk do an awkward striptease
Every Indian uncle at a wedding, ever
Pimples popping. Men crying on TikTok. Dhinchak Pooja. Before you laid your eyes on these, you didn’t know how empty life was. And just like Lays warned us, you can’t stop at one. Add to this esteemed list Elon Musk and his super awkward, super uncle striptease on stage in China.
The space-obsessed billionaire may have popped a space cake or two before hitting the Tesla event in Shanghai. Emulating every Indian man-at-a-wedding ever, he moved to his own beat to the beat… no really, Elon Musk and the rhythm are not friends.
This video is a mashup of moments that we will be cringing at for generations to come. That awkward side-to-side shuffle. Those frat boy fist pumps. The ‘Walk like an Egyptian’ move that should have died a long time ago. He even took off his jacket like he was being ragged during an MTV Roadies audition. Musk posted the video himself on Twitter, tagging it as NSFW because he knew we’d spend hours watching it on loop, hypnotised by his hips.
In 2020, when everything else seems to be on fire including an entire country, we salute Elon Musk and other brave men who’ve offered themselves up as sacrifices to temporarily distract us from kalyug.
Like Jason Momoa dressed wildly inappropriately at the Emmy’s.
Rahul Khanna, master manipulator, and his puppy brigade.
Or Kunal Kapoor and this confusing photo.
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Try getting that out of your head.