Your zodiac says this sex toy will be your next chaddi buddy
Soulmates can wait
Knowing your zodiac sign is cool again. After years of dismissing celestial authority and brushing aside planetary influence, astrology has become as trendy as dissecting the latest MET gala outfits. From embracing manifestation rituals and devouring daily, weekly and monthly horoscopes to using zodiac compatibility to swipe on dating apps, there seems to be a growing affinity for the subject. And perhaps, astrology buffs are onto something.
You don’t have to be neck-deep in sun, moon, rising, Venus and Mars sign readings, but knowing the basics can be a useful and entertaining tool for understanding yourself, a friend, partner, family member, or even your boss. In fact, it can also provide a creative framework for tapping into your carnal desires, and fostering experimentation and intimacy, either with yourself or a partner.
A zodiac sign’s sensual tendencies and preferences can be a valuable guide for exploring the wide range of intimate wellness products available today (if you’re too shy to buy, consider experimenting with these everyday items). And we’ve tasked ourselves with finding you the perfect match, whether it’s a combination massager, handcuffs for sensory play, or a compact vibrator. So, let’s dive in and see which bedroom accessory aligns with your zodiac sign.
The sex toy you should get according to your zodiac sign
Aries: Vibrating panties
The fiery tendencies of Aries extend well beyond their temper and argumentative nature. In the bedroom, their strong libido gives them a volcanic sensuality, especially when they give in to their heightened desires. This makes vibrating panties a good fit for the impulsive sign, which values achieving orgasm whenever and wherever they want. Portable and easily accessible, these vibrating lace panties from Besharam (₹4,990) come with a bullet vibrator that fits snugly in the underwear, and can be controlled with a discreet ring-shaped remote. You can pick from two colour options—red and black.
Taurus: Combination massagers
Taurians are ruled by Venus, the planet of love. They’re sensual and love being pursued in romantic relationships. This suction and penetrating massager combo from That Sassy Thing (₹3,120 and ₹ 2,519) matches their love for love, allowing them to pursue multiple orgasms, depending on their pleasure preference. The compact Lit massager uses suction technology to hit the right external spot, while the bendy OG massager can be used internally or externally to drive home the big O. This pampering duo makes an ideal present for yourself, or your Taurian partner, to actualise your bedroom fantasies.
Gemini: Couple’s vibrator
The twins, known for their spontaneity, seek a mutual relationship in bed. They like giving as much as receiving, and communication tops their checklist of sexual needs. Since they tend to be experimental in bed, possibly bordering on kinky, this two-in-one couple’s vibrator from Besharam (₹4,599) makes an excellent option for spicing up their sex life. The toy comes with two rings, for the penis as well as the testicles, and a vertical vibrator to stimulate sensitive spots on the vagina during penetration. You can also listen to an erotic podcast together for an added layer of intimacy.
Cancer: Intimate playing cards
The zodiac’s first water sign, Cancerians are deeply emotional and like to take things slow. That doesn’t mean things don’t get hot and heavy with them, you need to unravel multiple layers before you get there. For these sensitive lovers, a strong emotional connection is the foundation for good sex. Saucy Spins from Love Depot (₹2,290) is a couple’s game with steamy questions and sexy dares that serve as the perfect medium for deeper intimacy and spicier foreplay.
Leo: Massage candle
Majestic, performative and lovers of physical touch, Leos like to take the lead, even in the bedroom. Just the perfect touch can make these lions soar with pleasure. So why not upgrade your massage game and indulge yourself, or a Leo partner, with these sensual candles by MyMuse (₹2,099)? These aromatherapy candles melt into a warm massage oil when lit, and each kit has three different, intoxicating scents, like Midnight Jazz comprises of Espresso Martini, Cedar Musk and Patchouli Verbena.
Virgo: Handcuffs
Virgos are passionate and sensual lovers who, though open to experimentation, also love being in control, even in the bedroom. This BDSM Lovers fantasy set from Gizmoswala (₹2,550) promises to appeal to both the restrained and freaky aspects of a Virgo’s personality. You can use the handcuffs and blindfold to engage in creative role-play or sensory play, and add some drama to your next bedroom session.
Libra: Wearable couple’s massager
The creativity of a Libran extends to the bedroom, too. Their artistic tendencies make them engage in acts of seduction before moving on to intercourse. Throb, this wearable couple’s massager from MyMuse (₹7,999), comes with different speed settings, matching their slow burn approach to sex. The hands-free vibrator is controlled by a remote and intensifies pleasure gradually. You can wear it during partnered sex and let your partner control the speed, or go solo and use it to guide yourself to O-town.
Scorpio: Water-based lubricant
This mysterious and intense sign is closely associated with sex. It’s no wonder that Scorpions approach sex, and everything around it, with utmost sincerity. For this water sign, sex is a gateway to achieve greater emotional intimacy with their partner. So, to avoid any awkward interruptions and ensure smooth, injury-free sessions, we recommend this water-based lubricant from Durex (₹799) that’ll keep you going for as long as you desire. This promises to come handy, given a Scorpion’s high libido and sex drive, when exploring with a partner or indulging in self-pleasure.
Sagittarius: G-spot vibrator and clit licker
The goofiest sign of the zodiac loves spontaneous sex. They thrive on passion and intensity, and have one mantra—more is more. Fittingly, this multi-purpose G-spot vibrator and clit-licker from Love Depot (₹8,499) matches their playful personality while satisfying their erotic needs. Its ergonomic design offers dual benefits; the rotating and vibrating head stimulates the G-spot while the cute clit-licker boasts realistic tongue action. Talk about ek teer se do nishaane.
Capricorn: Bullet vibrator
Nothing would satisfy a Capricorn more than a thrilling quickie in the middle of a workday. The goats of the zodiac tend to use sex as stress relief, and an orgasm would be their ideal break from routine. Luckily, this discreet bullet vibrator from Love Treats (₹2,999) can sneak into any workplace. But even at home, whether you’re a Capricorn or have a Capricorn partner, you can unwind with this petite vibrator that offers three-speed settings. It’s an especially good option for newbies who are stepping into the world of vibrators.
Aquarius: Quirky-shaped vibrator
These water bearers are known to colour outside the lines. If there’s one sign that’s famous for its quirks and desire to experiment, it’s got to be Aquarius. And when it comes to quirky sex toys, nothing beats this hammer-shaped vibrator from Manzuri (₹13,999). It boasts a range of settings, such as vibrating, thrusting, suction and clitoral stimulation, to reach your preferred sensation. This all-in-one toy will appeal to an Aquarian’s love for the unusual while delivering a toe-curling orgasm to satisfy their need for intimacy.
Pisces: Egg vibrator
When it comes to sex, this highly emotional and intuitive water sign loves to establish comfort and security with their partner to feel connected at the deepest level. And this Electro pleasure egg from MsChief (₹3,799) promises to help them achieve just that. The low-noise vibrator has 10 different settings, and can be used by men and women, making it an apt choice for the boundary-pushing Piscean. Plus, the hands-free remote leaves you free to explore other erogenous zones on your body, or a partner’s, and keep your dreamy romance going.
