Karan Johar thinks condensed milk is better than great sex

Director. Producer. Single father. Serial pouter. Karan Johar is the student of the year — every year. The overachieving multitasker who has launched some of the Indian film industry’s biggest stars, is a man of many talents .

He’s singlehandedly contributed to the rise of the Great Indian Sangeet show (featuring earworms from his movies, naturally). He’s directed iconic films with enduring lessons (it is all about loving your parents) and played the host with the most (scandalous questions) on TV.

His repertoire is longer than the menu of the Lok Sabha Canteen.

But he’s not great with arts and crafts, and possibly can’t even fold paper — ie. make an Origami creature. He really can’t. A fact we discovered as the filmmaker took on Tweak Multitasker.

Watch as the resilient Johar shares his deepest, darkest, secrets — like what insect he’d like to be reincarnated as (“I’m happy being a cockroach because they’re those that you really really have to badger to get rid of …. ), what he admires in his greatest enemy (“that he’s more talented than me”, he says with a small smile) and the one person he’s fan-boying over enough to write a letter to, is everyone’s favourite icon — Meryl Streep (Same Karan, same).

Ever wondered what three things Johar ranks above great sex? Here’s a hint for one of those things — it comes in a can, is thick and lush and is best used (and consumed) in large quantities. Watch the video to find out .

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